Is This the Worst Sentence Maureen Dowd Ever Wrote?
Posted by William Rabkin on January 19, 2009
I know the competition is pretty tough, but it’s hard to imagine something much clumsier in its desperate attempt to be clever than this:
We’re trading a dogmatic president for one who’s shopping for a dog.
The next eight years may indeed be long for those looking for ways to poke fun at the president…
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Mo MoDo said
You are ridiculing a much hallowed Dowdversion, the literary conceit where Maureen flips a phrase in a clever or ironic way. She’s got at least a half dozen in that column alone.
And yes, this one makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Bill Martell said
Did you go into hibernation for two months?
- Bill
William Rabkin said
Yes, but I’m beginning to climb out of the cave…